She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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