Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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