I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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