After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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