The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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