no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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