did you get engaged???
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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