You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
His nipple licking is glorious
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