Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I love you. Go after that dick
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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