If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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