Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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