Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
