i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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