either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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