Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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