I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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