I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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