Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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