i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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