The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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