Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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