Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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