where am i from again
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
His nipple licking is glorious
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