just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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