Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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