god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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