mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
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i love accidental penises.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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