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Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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