I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Come on in and take your pants off
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