Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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