My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Come back. Shots need mouths.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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