Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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