No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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