i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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