Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
