im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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