Its about making memories worth repressing
Welp...herpes.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Mom said you looked used
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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