Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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