why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
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