Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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