at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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