You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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