Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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