The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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