called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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