the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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