quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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