i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
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I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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