He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
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Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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