I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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