Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i can juggle bunnies
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on fire
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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