i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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