i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Randomize
