About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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